TEACHER AND BALGOBIN

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School
Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing
your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it
without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you
spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical
formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H
to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and
find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who
discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one
important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always
get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to
the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want
me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report
card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent
diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a
sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always
say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the
ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father
got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only
chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had
the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been
to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get
THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange
socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red
spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like
that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a
man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me
frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to,
my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same
dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher